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INTRODUCING KEVLAR COUTURE

There is only one thing that the Real Housewives of Sydney have ever agreed on, and that’s the fact that they’ve got to watch their backs when they’re around each other.

Luckily, they now have access to high fashion designed exclusively for them, with one very unique feature - it's made from backstab proof fabric - Kevlar.

 
 
 
 
 

 

THE COLLECTION

STRAIGHT FROM THE CATWALK TO YOUR NEXT CATFIGHT

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THE COMBAT CAPE
 

This striking cover-all shifts effortlessly from boardroom to bitchslap, leaving you the victor of any hostile takeover.

THE GALVANISED GOWN

A timeless showstopper that sashays straight from charity gala ball to high society brawl.

THE FORTDRESS


The impenetrable Fortdress will take you from cocktail to carnage as fast as you can say, “hold my earrings”.

 
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The Real Housewives need to be drop dead gorgeous... without the dead part.
— Alex Perry
 
 

WEAPON TESTS

SYDNEY'S SO BRUTAL IT CAN BE FATAL, SO WE PARADED THE DRESSES TO HELL AND BACK.

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TEST 1:
SAMURAI SILVERWARE

If you’re not backstabbing, you’re not a Real Housewife of Sydney. To test the collection, we brought the knives out, and while they hit the target, none managed to leave a mark.

TEST 2:
HIGH CALIBRE
CORK

Rapid fire French Champagne is the only way to be shot darling. But despite being hit with 40km an hour corks, the ballistic proof Kevlar gowns made it to the next toast.

TEST 3:
SEMI-AUTOMATIC STILETTO

Housewives are as resourceful as they are glamorous, with every accessory a possible accessory to a crime. Despite this, no razor sharp stiletto could get a foothold.

 
 
 
It’s beautiful body armour that can go from glam to body slam.
— DAN JONES
 

WATCH YOUR BACK

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Who knew bulletproof fashion can look so good?
— matty samaei
 
 

DESIGNED BY

DAN JONES

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DAN JONES

Dan Jones is an emerging fashion designer from Sydney, Australia. His stunning creations have be worn by Paloma Faith, Dannii Minogue, Mel B, Tina Arena, Jennifer Hawkins, Jessica Mauboy, Ricki-Lee Coulter, Dami Im and the late, great Prince.